We told them that we needed them to send us a band bio for the website. What they sent instead was, as far as we could tell, just a description of what they did for the rest of the day. Here it is:

So, we were working on Mid 20s Skateboarder I Hope I Dont Get Hurt, and we got pretty fuckin excited, so we hit The Beer Store and then headed out to the skate park in the Toronto Beaches. It was a nice day, but school was out, so the place was packed with children and we got scared cuz we had a lot of beers with us and we didnt feel like making fools of ourselves in front of those judgy little bastards. We did what any mature adults would do when faced with such a problem and got real drunk and waited until it was dark out and there was nobody around. Things were going okay at first but then we got ourselves into the pool and Jon went down. Broken arm. We dropped him off at the hospitalhe thinks hell be able to start working again soon!

Thats probably the best response well get out of them regarding a bio.