Mac & Me (1988) is the ....heartwarming? tale of an alien and his family, who are accidentally captured by NASA and escape on Earth. Known for remarkably subtle product placement and definitely not being an ET knockoff, the guy who directed Super Size Me said this movie is "the worst thing you will ever see in your life". With an endorsement like that, how can we NOT show this? The only real question is how THIS was the movie that won visionary director Stewart Raffill his one and only Razzie.

Free! 19+. Handlebar doesn't serve food, but outside food is welcome as long as it is only provided by our mighty overlords Coca Cola and Mcdonalds, all hail the clown