It's finally here my bright and shining Poker Stars! Our first Girls Night Out Poker Class. Now I should point out that I am not a girl. Nor am I a woman. Nor have I ever been a girl or a woman. I hope you will overlook this fact. I thought of calling it "Girls Night Out Poker Class Except For the Guy Hosting", but that title seemed a bit, I don't know, unwieldly? But as your guide to the world of poker I promise you a night you will not soon forget.

You'll be learning the basics of this beautiful game with your sisters in Poker, at the newly opened Firkin on Bloor, right at Yonge and Bloor. We'll be limiting our first class to 6. If you RSVP and don't show, you'll be shamed. Publicly. And repetitively. And publicly. And did I mention repetitively? So there it is. Please express your unbridled enthusiasm below. Please only use ALL CAPS if absolutely necessary. Think of the children.

To RSVP:

https://www.facebook.com/events/1704485333164859/

Your Friendly Neighbourhood Organizer,

Leroy