Snapstagram, Instachat, Facebucks, WhoDis—social media is all up in our daily lives. But the reviews, so far, have been mixed: Some of us take to it like catnip (heart, like, yasss queen), while others see our addiction as precisely the problem (IDGAF). We get to look at our friends having the best time on vacation... yeah, while FOMO quietly gnaws away at our insides. Oh, and did I mention the self-destructive tendency to creep on one's ex? No bueno... But at the same time, we get to express ourselves to oceans of new people. (Yeah, crappy people. Trolls more like.) Ugh, I don't know you guys. Want to debaete about it?

Join Eli Burnstein (of Spelling Bae infamy) for DEBAETE CLUB: SOCIAL MEDIA EDITION, where he will pit two teams of two against each other in the Melody Bar on topics ranging from the preposterous to the hilarious—old-school debate style.

Two rounds. Sign-up at 8:30. No expertise needed. And if you're more of the spectator-type, come, grab a beer, and watch the madness unfold.