Around Valentine's Day, there's a lot to debaete about. Should the grossly over-commercialized holiday be abolished? What's better–a Phil Collins sad song or love song? Is Love, Actually...all around?

Whether you're heartbroken and want to spread your pain around, or so in love you could just scream, duke it out at Debaete Club. Your host Eli Burnstein (of Spelling Bae infamy) will pit two teams of two against each other in the Melody Bar on topics ranging from the preposterous to the hilarious—old-school debate style.

Two rounds. Sign-up at 8. No expertise needed. (And if you just feel like watching, come, grab a beer, and watch the madness unfold.)