May

maybe

maybe this time we'll tickle your funny bone

And not shave you too close with the edge of a razor

maybe this time we'll celebrate being alive with a picnic

instead of frantically waving away a swarm of bees

....

maybe

instead of another show about

the end of the world

and the best way to face it

with snacks and warm glass of milk

We'll sing songs and hold hands and high fives

yah, right.

It's Assface after all.

...

Assface

hitting the gym

and working off the winter weight

and putting on the swim trunks

and wading into the heat waves

and floating on the innertubes

in the rising oceans of life

...

Improv comedy that's physical, emotional, surreal, often existential, always hilarious.

Makes you think, makes you feel, makes you laugh your assface off.

Assface is Allan Turner, Christopher L. Hedrick, Dana Schiemann, Ted Ludzik, Darin Joyce, and Rob Bullets Bartlett

with Guest'faces Gord Oxley and Yitzi Gal

Opening:

Dream Date (Gord Oxley and Rob Bullets Bartlett)

WHEN

Monday, May 6th, 2019

Doors: 9:15pm, Show: 9:30pm

And don't forget the Monthly Cabaret - Thursday May 23rd

the funfunHappyTime cabaret with host Chae Aitchison

and 'the Assface Players'

but back to this show!

WHERE

The Social Capital Theatre Upstage **3RD FLOOR**

154 Danforth Ave @ Broadview

TICKETS

$10 at the door

yes TEN DOLLARS! Yah damn scoundrels!

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