IF YOU AINT SHOWIN IT, WE AINT BURNING 2016 in a dumpster

Sign up to present artistic nude renderings of crushing the things from 2016 you hated.

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Is it rude to dwell on the past? Probs.

But kinda ruder to set it aflame? More of a flame then us?

This month we want to see symbolic destruction of 2016 and all of its cultural touchstones. It is our new year's resolution where we don't have to put in any of the work. The theme is looser than Allysin though, maybe you are an optimist! We're not though, come golden shower us with your hot takes!

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As always, In terms of strip we are open to wide interpretation. The more ridiculous the better. All genders & orientations encouraged.

Show Begins at Midnight

5 Acts Intermission 5 Acts

$100 to the winner

$50 to the shoulda been winner

& Possible Prizes to Dishonourable Mentions

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Claim a spot to perform a song in the Comments.

Tell us your song.

PM if you are shy.

If you pre-register to perform, no cover for you!

There will be last minute slots in person with time permitting.

Doors at 10

Stripping 1200 / Intermission too!

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Fierce Judgement rendered by

Allysin "Russian Blackmail Star" Chaynes

Jacklynne "Was in the car in the driveway" Hyde

& Adam "Yellowstone Hiker" the DJ

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Windows will be covered by the street to prevent lookie-loos. Security on-site.