Family,

Three words: Its fucking on homies. Oh what? Thats four words? Well take a look at you. Hey everybody! Hey everybody, come here and look at the big fucking deal that can count! Come check out the human calculator everyone, wooOOow!

Man that dude must get so much action cause he can count.

Right?

Totes.

STOP IT.

Point is that ITS ON SON! What does that mean? Umduh, what do you think it means? Do you think it means getting your hands sticky from grinding so hard your palms touch the soaking wet floor? Obviously. Do you think it means screaming Biggie choruses in some randoms ear and then just dancing to the verses because you dont fully know the lyrics? Of course it does. Do you think it means wearing grey and then sweating so much that youd regret wearing grey if you werent too busy making out with your best friend?

HECK. YA.

Quick translation:

-If youre not bent over 90 degrees, youre not doing it right. Mih han slip!

-Jennifer Aniston gets exponentially hotter as the years go by Bam-se lambay.

-Objects in the mirror are closer than they appear Jurassic Park reference.

-Hip Hop is the new rock Shif yuh carcass

-Dance Hall is the new Hip Hop Whey yuh say?

Youre over going out and dancing though right? Pfft. See you at the water cooler Willow. NOT. Well be getting waaaay too low to every good rap and dance hall song ever created. This isn't just a bar either, it's a one night only popup: set it up fast, tear it down before the cops notice. That makes YOU a party ninja. YYY and DDBX met, held hands, copulated and gave birth to this 14 pound FREAK OF NATURE and you're invited to the fucking shower.

A couple more things:

-We dont fuck with downers. If youve got a problem with anyone, weve got a problem with you. This is all inclusive, all love, all night. Good vibes only!

-Drinkz is 5 bucks. No more, no less.

-DJ James Nightingale Redi pulling your eardrums out, YYY DJs stomping them into the ground

-Its a dance party. A fucking fete. Did we make that clear? So dont wear stilettos. Or do. As long as you can still whine in them, and we know you can.

10PM. FRIDAY MAY 30TH. 519 CHURCH STREET. $5. DDBX. YYY.

50 of profits donated to the 519 Church Street Community Centre www.the519.org

Partners:

- Body Part Clothing

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