TMSG is sponsored by Come As You Are Co-operative.

This month we want to hear your online sexy stories! Tindr horror? OkCupid success? Maybe you meant to trade on Bunz for a tall can and ended up in bed with a tall drink of water instead. Did you find love online or just a new dirty mattress?

We will either be in the Ballroom or the Melody Bar. Stay tuned!

How it works for Interested Storytellers:

Slip your name into our box HEYO! and we'll pick up to 10-15 storytellers for slots of up to 5 minutes each. There are points for engaging with the audience so don't just read the whole thing! and it must be a true story.

We'll have an esteemed panel of judges who will start the night off with a few of their own stories and then rank each entry to choose our winners at the end of the night. Our top storytellers get prizes every time!

Judges for March 2016 to be announced!

Prizes thanks to our sponsor Come As You Are include things to get you off, alone or with a partner/s!

Samantha Fraser @nympsam and Sophie Delancey @sophiedelancey are your lovely co-hosts every month for your storytelling pleasure. Tell Me Something Good @TMSGstories is your opportunity to share short stories of sexual glory, gaffes, and growth for the chance to win sexy prizes, or if you'd rather not share, feel free to just sit back and be entertained.

The Gladstone Hotel is an accessible space.

Important note: We strive on making this a safer event. We will not tolerate homophobia, racism, transphobia, ablism, agism, misogyny, whorephobia, slut shaming, fat-phobia, or any other jerky behaviour or language. Don't yuck someone else's yum! Please make sure that your stories are respectful so that everyone can feel included and have a good time! And in the words of Samantha's first crush, Wil Wheaton, don't be a dick!

Check out our podcast episodes and more info about TMSG at www.tmsgstories.com