The bizarre girls were feeling the itch to travel. One day in the groupchat Neutron screamed out, GURLS I GOTTA GET OUTTA THIS PLACE! After some speedy googling the always budget conscious Trouble replied, What about an all-inclusive cruise? After a few hours convincing Jazmyn, who would normally not be caught dead at an all-inclusive realized that a cruise was what the gurls needed so she said, Alright fine! Pack your budget Barbie camper couture and lets do it! So it was that Torontos bizarriest bizarres found themselves on a Celebrity Cruise.

But then DISASTER struck, SHIPWRECK! Washed ashore with barely an effect between them the gurls realized that the other survivors needed something to lift their spirits while they waited for rescue. These effervescent adventurers knew just what to do. The runway is ready, the rescue is coming, lets live for the moment!

Welcome to the Bizarre Ball 4: Shipwreck!

Persona:

Hosted by:

Mother Trouble Nuance

Jazmyn Monroe

Neutron Ebony

DJ: John Caffery

Commentator: Legendary Sevyn 007

Categories:

Bizarre:

What caused this shipwreck? What foul creature from the depths delivered our adventurers to the steps of certain doom?

Fag Out:

A real fag knows how to make the best of a bad situation. In either a coconut or sea shell bra show us just how faggy you can get. Make the survivors gasp on your bubbling gayness.

Hairography:

The best way to deal with tension is to shake it out. Bring it to the runway like a crashing wave and whip it, dip it, flick it, and flaunt it! Show us how much long hair dont care!

Ovah Shoe:

Scavenge the washed up luggage for the fabbest boat shoe or pump you can find. The best footwear wins the trophy!

Hair Affair:

We wanna see hair art! Lets hope there is a stylist in the group to give you a hair look inspired by the Kraken. Think BIG!

Best Dressed:

You were already wearing your best when the ship went down. So bring it to the runway in your best nautical look!

Runway:

Sailors and Sirens! BQs give us a sailor inspired look. Sirens show us your best mermaid couture!

Face:

The face gurls know that even when stranded on a deserted island you must avoid sun damage! Tonight lets celebrate all their hard work when they come through painted in a look inspired by our favourite water deities! FFs give us an Ursula inspired look, BQs show us Poseidon!

BQUIP:

This island may not have a pool, but that doesnt mean we dont wanna see a poolboy or three? Pump the runway in a booth short, crop top, and your favourite heels.

Realness:

Living in close quarters makes it hard for to remain unclockable. But you know the real REAL kids can do it!

Executives: Give us a ships captain look.

Schoolboys: Show us your tennis court ensemble.

Thugs: We wanna see the Lost Boys from Peter Pan.

Sex Siren:

The ship went down while you were sunning yourself poolside! Bring it in your swimsuit and dont forget to add a pool toy because any good seduction should be done with a prop.

Performance:

Trapped on an island the girls have nothing but time. You might as well work on your spins, dips, and duckwalking. Show off all your hardwork in a hula girl inspired effect!