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Events on Toronto's Radar for FRIDAY, MAY 22nd, 2009
...lovingly handpicked from blogTO's events calendar

COMEDY | Mill Street Brewery Premium Weekend with Andy Kindler
Fraser Young hosts two nights of comedy with American stand-up Andy Kindler. Two shows, both nights.
Comedy Bar, 945 Bloor Street W.
8pm, 10pm / $20

PARTY | Zombie Zombie at Wrongbar
Zombie Zombie throws a big dance party, with Mikey Apples, Alixander III, and Piscean. Also: professional zombie makeovers to get you in the right mood.
Wrongbar, 1279 Queen Street W. (416) 516-8677.
midnight, 10pm doors / $10 advance

ART + STAGE | If These Walls Could Talk
Kapisanan Philippine Centre for Arts and Culture presents multidisciplinary Filipino artist Carlos Celdran, with his spoken word, multimedia rendition of the Intramuros walled city tour of Manila.
Rolly's Garage, 124 Ossington Avenue.
8pm

MUSIC | Woods In-store at Soundscapes
Indie-pop band Woods play a Soundscapes in-store right before their official Over The Top Fest gig, held across the street at the Whippersnapper.
Soundscapes, 572 College Street. (416) 537-1620.
6pm / FREE

PARTY | Steam Whistle Unsigned: Parallels
The 10th edition of Steam Whistle's indie music series offers a dance-friendly program, with Parallels, Kidstreet, and Ministry of the Environment. With special guest DJs The Framework. All proceeds go to the Artist Health Center Foundation.
Steam Whistle Brewery Roundhouse, 255 Bremner Boulevard. (416) 362-2337 x 246.
8pm / $5

WORDS | Larry King speaks with Heather Reisman
If you wanna see a dinosaur in the flesh, check out Larry King, as speaks to the Heather of Indigo Books, in support of his new autobiography My Remarkable Journey.
Metro Toronto Convention Centre, 255 Front Street W.
7pm / $18

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