Life's a Picnic in Trinity-Bellwoods

  • Posted by Kevin
  • Filed in City
  • August 16, 2007

Look at them sammiches
We've decided to fight the inexorable passage of summer with a weeknight getaway. The Toronto Islands is my preferred place to get away from the city within the city, but tonight our destination is Trinity-Bellwoods Park.

Gingerly loading my bike to the teetering brink of collapse, it's time to hit the road and enjoy the great outdoors. I'm living on the edge with a cooler full of hand-made cucumber tea-sandwiches precariously balanced on my rear bike rack--only a bungee cord holds it fast.

Biking around the streets of Toronto is an experience considerably changed when any bump could spell disaster. In my mind I've got a box full of nitro-glycerine, and any mistake will trigger an explosion of de-crusted bread and cucumbers all over the road as my helmet bounces across the ground in slow-motion (am I thinking of that CP railway heritage minute?).

Upon arrival, I'm surprised at how busy the park is on a Wednesday night. I've sat on southern benches (near the gate) for an afternoon snack before, but I've never wandered into the heart of the park for a prolonged engagement in the evening. Eventually we settle on a spot that seems relatively quiet.

Minutes after I unpack and arrange my dainty cucumber tea-sandwiches, a black-haired poodle reconnoitres our camp. Without sparing us a moment for parley, it consumes a handful of my delicious sandwiches. We shoo it away, and though the owner apologizes for the dog's pillaging behaviour, I'm annoyed by the number of off-leash dogs outside of the dog bowl. To make things worse, another dog comes within meters of our picnic and pinches out a loaf of crap in plain view. The owners, oblivious to their dog's doings, are chatting and fail to pick up the doggy-doo landmine.

(Aside: Come on people, there's a very specific spot within the park for leash-free dogs, and everywhere else is the domain of people who do not wish to be harassed by dogs nor step on dog crap.)

"night stick" by blogTO flickr pool contributor jpjdEventually I put the dogs behind me, and the picnic takes on a life of its own. We have a smorgasbord of foods: tea sandwiches, spinach-artichoke dip, quiche, fresh fruits, whoopie pies, and more. Gorging ourselves, our eyes take in so many slices of life around us: a toddler vaingloriously tries to uproot a sapling, an old man collects empty bottles and cans but we give him a whoopie pie instead. Most of all, the sheer amount of athletic activity is remarkable. A soccer game sprouts up right next to us, and we watch some spirited competition for a while. A slight pang of guilt strikes me as people in spandex run circles around the park. Unperturbed, I stuff another cucumber sandwich into my mouth (hey, they're dainty). There are hundreds of stories waiting to be told here, and I can't catch them all.

Alas, night begins to fall and our picnic comes to an end. Aside from the omnipresent CN tower and the occasional Queen streetcar off in the distance, we forgot about our work and responsibilities for a few hours and enjoyed life as it gushed by.

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Second photo, "night stick" by blogTO flickr pool contributor jpjd

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What is the point of this article? It reads like a bad diary or blog entry - one which, if you don't know the author, conveys no value to you as a reader.
Most of the articles on this site are centered around something informative, newsworthy, or event-related. What was I supposed to glean from this item? Putting in a few links to Wikipedia articles about the TO islands or cucumber sandwich recipes does not give the post any merit or usefulness whatsoever.

Posted by: confused at August 16, 2007 5:19 PM

@confused: What is the point of this comment? It reads like a whining rant - one which, if you don't know the name of the author (or even a valid email), conveys no value to me as the writer.

BTW this is a blog, not sure if you noticed it in our name. Not everything has to be about the next big thing to do tomorrow night. It's a shame that a light-hearted piece about enjoying life in the city has to be misinterpreted by people like you. Learn about levity and move on. I certainly won't lose any sleep over this!

Posted by: Kevin at August 16, 2007 8:19 PM

Mouth gaped open in awe (and disgust and pity) at the bile of Commenter 1. Totally loved loved loved this post. Sometimes a seemingly pointless picnic IS THE WHOLE POINT! Have more picnics in the park, people. Peace.

Posted by: L at August 16, 2007 11:40 PM

"?pinches out a loaf of crap in plain view." Awesome line!

@confused: Pretty harsh words. Relax buddy, enjoy life.

Posted by: Faisal at August 17, 2007 1:51 AM

delightful article! @confused, sometimes a nice little piece of witty writing is "the point." I'm pretty sure these writers just do this for fun and for other people to enjoy. I can see ripping apart an article that makes a controversial point without supporting an arguments, but in this case, confused is just being a malcontent.

Posted by: annie at August 17, 2007 8:29 AM

Great article. I too have tried to have fun at Trinity and cannot get to relax with all the dogs just roaming everywhere. Joe Pantalone instead of putting ads about remembering to water the trees, should really be saying.. remember to keep your dog in an off leash area. Dogs are great but please not in my picnic.

Kevin... controversial or not. You speak the truth. The billion dollar narcisstic pet owners just fail to register that their needs to molly coddle their dogs is not good for a senior who wants to relax and have a ham sandwich without having my sandwich and crotch smelt up.

If only more people can share your sense of casual fun and show more respect for the rest of the community who want to share the park.

bravo

Posted by: dorothy at August 17, 2007 2:54 PM

I miss my summer picnicking! We used to get together for two or three picnics (one always in Trinity-Bellwoods) every summer, but I missed this year because I moved away.

Posted by: rek at August 17, 2007 10:36 PM

Jesus christ, we get it dorothy!

Posted by: Sam at August 18, 2007 4:49 AM

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